<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:30:24.519-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Muzzle</title><subtitle type='html'>Stop wasting your valuable time searching online for all the bizarre photos, interesting news, new music etc that makes the internet so cool.  Just stop by here.  Welcome home, it's good to see you.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109440465325355036</id><published>2004-09-05T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-05T10:17:33.253-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm back alive</title><content type='html'>Sorry for the abscence of posts...I was in the Bahamas vacationing and found out, the hard way, two facts:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 - internet access is non existant or &lt;a href="http://www.ltl.appstate.edu/litcircleunits/litcirunits_Spring02/LouisSacher/group2/expensive.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;VERY expensive&lt;/a&gt; as a visitor to the Bahamas&lt;br /&gt;2 - Hurricane Frances is BADASS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Long story short, we had to leave 2 days early because of &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/ap/20040905/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/hurricane_frances_bahamas_5" target="_blank"&gt;impending devistation&lt;/a&gt; but managed to catch a 3 foot barricuda along the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're back to a daily posts now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- DaMuz&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109440465325355036?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109440465325355036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109440465325355036' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109440465325355036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109440465325355036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/09/im-back-alive.html' title='I&apos;m back alive'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109337044496506911</id><published>2004-08-24T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T11:00:44.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So INSANE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=573&amp;e=2&amp;u=/nm/teen_dc" target="_blank"&gt;Dead Teenager Walking&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109337044496506911?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109337044496506911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109337044496506911' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109337044496506911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109337044496506911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/so-insane.html' title='So INSANE'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109330208141773905</id><published>2004-08-23T15:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-23T16:05:20.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Los Angeles destroyed in Tornado today</title><content type='html'>The National Weather service warned Los Angeles residents of an &lt;a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/flash4ws.htm" target="_blank"&gt;extremely lethal tornado&lt;/a&gt;, only minutes from striking Downtown LA...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src = "http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_day_after_tomorrow/capitoltornado.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109330208141773905?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109330208141773905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109330208141773905' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109330208141773905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109330208141773905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/los-angeles-destroyed-in-tornado-today.html' title='Los Angeles destroyed in Tornado today'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109306165097409485</id><published>2004-08-20T21:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-20T21:24:54.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Howardstern.com / Bash.org</title><content type='html'>Reading Howard's message board is as good, if not better than listening to the show...if you're a member of the board, &lt;a href="http://www.howardstern.com/boards/showthread.php?t=40505" target="_blank"&gt;this is amazing&lt;/a&gt;.  Caw caw caw!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bash.org is another very entertaining site...check out the &lt;a href="http://bash.org/mess/accepted/382128_PinkFuzzyBunny" target="_blank"&gt;winner of the messiest desk contest&lt;/a&gt; and then surf around and read some of history's best online conversations ever recorded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NES&gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;NES&gt; I download something from Napster&lt;br /&gt;NES&gt; And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done&lt;br /&gt;NES&gt; I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"&lt;br /&gt;NES&gt; "getting my song back fucker"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109306165097409485?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109306165097409485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109306165097409485' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109306165097409485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109306165097409485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/howardsterncom-bashorg.html' title='Howardstern.com / Bash.org'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109293319344389585</id><published>2004-08-19T09:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-19T09:33:13.443-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mmmmm....The Fat Darrell</title><content type='html'>I've got to be honest, &lt;a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/040818/480/njdh10108182348" target="_blank"&gt;this looks sooo tasty&lt;/a&gt;! Read &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/photos/recip/story/*http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;amp;u=/ap/best_sandwich" target="_blank"&gt;the whole story&lt;/a&gt; here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109293319344389585?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109293319344389585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109293319344389585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109293319344389585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109293319344389585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/mmmmmthe-fat-darrell.html' title='mmmmm....The Fat Darrell'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109288483137698679</id><published>2004-08-18T20:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-18T20:08:12.800-07:00</updated><title type='text'>For the guys...sorry ladies</title><content type='html'>In case you haven't met them yet, &lt;a href="http://img17.exs.cx/img17/2695/004IBLLarge.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Tara Reid has some new friends&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.deansplanet.com/andy_dick_stefani.html" target="_blank"&gt;Andy Dick fired her&lt;/a&gt; from his MTV show, "The Assistant".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109288483137698679?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109288483137698679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109288483137698679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109288483137698679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109288483137698679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/for-guyssorry-ladies.html' title='For the guys...sorry ladies'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109284443711019832</id><published>2004-08-18T08:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-18T20:18:57.266-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New REM single and Killers video</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.warnerreprise.com/qt-ref/r3m_1_l34v1ngny_2_ref.mov" target="_blank"&gt;Listen to the new REM single&lt;/a&gt;, LEAVING NEW YORK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://demand1.stream.aol.com/ramgen/timeinc/uk/ipcmedia/nme/video/04/aug/killers_vid_movie_broad.rm" target="_blank"&gt;Watch the feel-good video of the year&lt;/a&gt; from The Killers 3rd UK single - "All These Things I've Done"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109284443711019832?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109284443711019832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109284443711019832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/new-rem-single-and-killers-video.html' title='New REM single and Killers video'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109279497943950678</id><published>2004-08-17T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-17T19:18:51.043-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A brain teaser</title><content type='html'>Take 2 minutes to &lt;a href="http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf" target="_blank"&gt;find all the differences in these photos&lt;/a&gt;...there are supposed to be 15, we only found 10 though. A prize goes to the first person that can find all 15 - contact us if you do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mp4.centurymedia.com/de_book.ram" target="_blank"&gt;This music video&lt;/a&gt; blows away anything the Darkness has ever done..it's not even close.   Check out that drum set!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109279497943950678?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109279497943950678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109279497943950678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109279497943950678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109279497943950678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/brain-teaser.html' title='A brain teaser'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109268621800768487</id><published>2004-08-16T12:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-16T12:56:58.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Darwin Award Nominees?</title><content type='html'>Kids are funny, no matter what you tell them, they'll just never understand the killing power of &lt;a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=573&amp;amp;amp;e=3&amp;amp;u=/nm/odd_bees_dc" target="_blank"&gt;120,000 bees&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109268621800768487?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109268621800768487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109268621800768487' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109268621800768487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109268621800768487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/darwin-award-nominees.html' title='Darwin Award Nominees?'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109260714320435994</id><published>2004-08-15T14:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-16T12:57:48.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That's Hot</title><content type='html'>No, not Paris, but &lt;a href="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004370132,00.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Britnet Murphy looking a bit waif&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://unit.bjork.com/specials/albums/medulla/" target="_blank"&gt;Listen to some new Bjork&lt;/a&gt;, from Medulla. No goose costumes in video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manson's new album cover and &lt;a href="http://absolutetrl.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&amp;amp;threadid=42442"&gt;tracklisting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=" border=" src="http://images.interscope.com/9932/lestweforgetpost_thumb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109260714320435994?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109260714320435994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109260714320435994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109260714320435994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109260714320435994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/thats-hot.html' title='That&apos;s Hot'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957241.post-109250686924197513</id><published>2004-08-14T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-14T11:28:07.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>First post</title><content type='html'>Welcome aboard...let's get right too it, we know you're short on time:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This could become &lt;a href="mms://a386.v99506.c9950.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/386/9950/v001/comedystor.download.akamai.com/9951/specials/drawntogether1r.wmv" target="_blank"&gt;the best tv show ever&lt;/a&gt;.....I wonder how &lt;a href="http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~lindberg/images/catharinas_fest/images/cartman%20p%E5%20en%20elefant.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Cartman&lt;/a&gt; feels about this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;amp;u=/afp/20040812/sc_afp/australia_animals_ants_040812085554" target="_blank"&gt;Giant mutant any colonies&lt;/a&gt; really exist...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957241-109250686924197513?l=themuzzle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/feeds/109250686924197513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7957241&amp;postID=109250686924197513' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109250686924197513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957241/posts/default/109250686924197513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://themuzzle.blogspot.com/2004/08/first-post.html' title='First post'/><author><name>DaMuzzle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
